Hello, my friends!

Last week on Wednesday, March 4 was my birthday! I can’t thank you all enough. I’m extremely happy that some people came and said happy birthday it really meant a lot to me and it really made my day. Now that I am 15 years of age I am eligible for drivers ED and that makes me extremely excited to start learning. Also for one night, I got to go climbing and I successfully scaled the hardest wall there was. One other very fun thing was that I got to go to Buck Hill (that is a skiing hill and it also has tubing) for the whole night that is from 10pm to 5am. Finally, I had a much-deserved sleep until 12:30 in the afternoon.

One of my favorite presents I got on the weekend of my birthday was an oatmeal creampie box that was stuffed full of one dollar rolls, all these rolls added up to $25. From my Mom, I got ear pod pros. Not trying to flex here but they are totally awesome. The rest of my birthday presents were paid to me in MONEY. All told, about $100. My wallet could barely close.

You probably realized that I turned 15 and yet I’m in eighth grade. There is a good reason for this. Since my parents got divorced they decided to hold me back when I was in Kindergarten. They thought I was underdeveloped because I had moved to a different school during this time and didn’t adjust well. But being older than all the other kids in my grade has its perks. I am wiser, more mature and cultured, and I get more birthday money!

The reason I bring up my birthday is to show that everybody should celebrate their own birthday in a special way. It’s just one day out of the whole year that is just about you. It’s an opportunity for other people to let you know what you mean to them. So stay happy and eat Blins!

Well, I am back a year after the game call of duty modern warfare dropped and now I finally after a long to it is mine all mine (evil maniacal laughter ensues) cough cough and that is were a Corona gets its line, now back to reality and the game. Now, let’s talk about the pros of the game:

#1 The graphics are perfect and the sound is amazing. If you disagree you are a mad man or woman. The reason is that the developer Infinity Ward put so much work into the game to make the characters look as real as possible. They also got an award for the best sound and audio design from the 2019 Game Awards.

#2 There is awesome fast-paced gameplay. This is one of the coolest things about the game. From the start, it is super fast and it makes fewer corner campers because it gives you the opportunity to get extremely cool and useful killstreaks, and best of all, you can get a tactical nuke. This game is non-stop action until the end of the matching which I find cool.

#3 The coolest campaign ever. The campaigning in this game is amazing because it uses modern-day tactics and they have special missions that must be completed with night vision the missions are really fun because it is a stealth mission. it also includes a special sniper mission.

Next, let’s stroll down the creepy and sketchy alleys of cons street.

#1 The fan base. The reason why I say this is because there are some very interesting people out there there are the campers that hide until you are in there scope, the toxic kids and people that are just jerks, the haters even tho you just got game, and the ragers that break everything including your eardrums.

#2 Extremely unbalanced weapons. One of the weapons is the 725 shotgun the thing is still the best at close and even long ranges and is sometimes one shot one kill and it can be extremely annoying for other people like me.

#3 Needs Xbox live/ PS4 plus. In order to play online, you must throw 9.99$ into it which is really annoying for people like me and other people with less money and stonks.

Well, that is what I love and hate about Call of Duty Modern Warfare so if you have any questions or comments leave them in the comments section. now it is time to say goodbye for now and until then stay happy and eat Blins.

You might think that I am crazy to entertain the idea of what if Pennywise the dancing clown A.K.A The eater of worlds lived like we do. Well, it would Extremely different for the town of Dairy Maine because there would be way less missing kids and Mabey more tax money because this inter-dimensional traveler would be doing the things that normal people do. Some of the things that It would do would be paying taxes, go to movies (probably getting scared), and he would eat normal food instead of people. Another key concept is would he turn into a normal human whilst walking down the road because imagine what every person’s thoughts would be not to mention the kids they would be running away into traffic and the real pennywise would not have to trick the kids into the sewer, so in essence cats and dogs living together mass hysteria. In my personal opinion, I think that he would have a pretty good sense in humor “that everyone would understand” being a clown in everything. His Maine (ha puns :-)) reading genre would probably be is Horror because his original book is horror so it would interest him.

Dad Q and A!!!!

Q: How does he like his eggs? A: Burnt because he has no clue how to really cook things because after melena of eating children he is still getting used to the “don’t eat kids thing”.

Q: How does he do his laundry? A: You might not want to know his secret for staying clean but I am ordered to say and it is GREYWATER and the tears of children mixed together (with a bit of Oxiclean).

Well, I think that is the end of the line for me if there are any other questions that you want me to answer just ask me in the comments but until then stay happy and eat blins!

Hey, this is part two of TOP 5 EASY BREAKFASTS FOR SCHOOL DAYS!!!! The only reason this is so late is that I was super busy and the video was too big for one post. So please enjoy the video and share this with other people and so some love and comment down below and stay happy and eat blins!

Greetings, I am Ethan Engler here to make you laugh, teach, and tell. Today is a special blog day and it is 5 easy breakfasts for school days so check out the video. If you want to learn about me more (well you definitely do) then check out my page called “Welcome to the life of Ethan”. The next special blog Halloween costume coming soon to this blog. Is But until then stay happy and eat blins.

P.S. blins are pancakes